Author: By John Walsh
And OhMiGaaaad, am I seeing things or is that Sarah Palin holding a
conversation with (pinch me, somebody) Arnie Schwarzenegger in a serious gun
shop?
Well, of course it makes perfect sense, but to actually see them together …
Wait a minute, can that be James Gandolfini from The Sopranos posing all
friendly with (gulp ? isn’t he dead?) Marlon Brando with cotton-wool in his
cheeks for his role as The Godfather? What is this, some kinda Mafiosi
nostalgia-fest? But that would hardly explain the presence in the parking
lot of Bono from U2 (does he own any sunglasses apart from those pink
wraparounds?) having a surprisingly public canoodle with the birdbrain
actress Jessica Simpson. Or the fact that you cannot move in the local
supermarket without encountering Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the
Caribbean posing, in his Hamlet blouson and pointy double-beard, beside the
ice-cream cabinets, or Tupac Shakur contorting his fingers into an
LA-gangland gesture, bang in the middle of the tinned-fruit aisle…
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